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Well, this post will be getting two promises out of the way. And I would just like to let those two people, well no, more just Karian, how much I hate them for making me finally have to use this thing. Although, my using this shows how awesome Karian is because it was her designing (and my thinking she wouldn't really do it) that is making me post. So anyway, the rest of this post shall be dedicated to Joe because Joe is awesome (and thus completing the second promise).
So let's see, what to say, well to start with Joe is awesome in all his awesomeness. And is a very talented artist, and I hate him for that reason. And he can't say anything to dispute it cause he knows it true, so he can take that. Joe is an awesome friend, though he does take squished ants from his hand and squish them more on my car. Now my possessed car will probably be angry at Joe and while I sleep go to Joe's house and take care of him. But hey, Joe will have had it coming. So, when we find out later that Joe is no more, everyone shall know it is because he took a squished ant and squished it more into the seat of a psycho car that got angry and took it upon itself to go and take care of the little problem. Well, maybe Joe won't cease to be, he'll just be covered completely in squished ants. You know, the whole eye for an eye thing. That's it, Joe will just be covered in squished ants by morning, all the squished ants from the tires of my car. Then I'll have to tell the story to everyone because Joe won't be able to talk because his face will be covered in squished ants and I'll distorted the story just a tad so it will sound something like this. "Once upon a time, in a land not so far away, well actually, really close. And I wouldn't really say a land, more a city, if not a deserted wasteland. So I guess a better way to start that would be. . . Once upon a time in a desert wasteland right where we live, there was Joe. Joe was a tricky creature that liked to squish ants and rub them onto psycho cars. Joe also enjoyed playing tricks on others and just being mischievous (but that is a story for another day). So, on this one night in particular, Joe had left from a long days work, and was heading home. On the way home, Joe found a vicious ant had been crawling on his arm and was about to bite his hand off. At this point Joe screamed and squished said ant. Then, genius struck him! He said unto himself 'I know, I shall take this squished ant and squish it more onto a psycho car! But, who has a car that is psycho?. . . . . " And then he realized who had a car that was psycho and immediately squished the ant into Kristen's psycho car. Well, it just so happens that Kristen's psycho car didn't like squished ants from Joe's arm squished onto it and so decided to exact revenge. So it went and ran over several an anthill to squish all the ants it could onto its tires and then went to Joe's house and plastered them to Joe while he slept. And thus is why Joe is covered in squished ants"
Alright, well that concludes the post on why Joe will be covered in squished ants and so off I go.
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